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120.5 hrs last two weeks / 8,433.5 hrs on record (306.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 7 May, 2021 @ 11:05pm
Updated: 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

I feel lost, confused, bewildered and perturbed. I am emotionally invested in this game. This game is my livelihood. It's been 20 days. I have not seen my family, friends, or civilisation in general since the dawn of this simulation. My love for furries grows while my sense of reality dims. I am CumMaster69. I've ground this game for countless hours- Unlocked every single achievement in this game. Life has no purpose. I have no purpose. What is the purpose of life? Until Furry Love 2 comes out, I shall halt my existence till my love returns. The pushback on Furry Love 2 reminds me of Cyberpunk 2077. While I want it to be released sooner rather than later, I am frightened that it won't live up to the hype of its first instalment. I urge the developers to take as much time as needed to polish, refine and enhance the predecessor to ensure maximum pleasure for us who crave intimacy and affection with furries.

I do not know who I am anymore. Who am I? Why do I exist? To those that are here with me, I leave you with this warning. If you play this game, you may not live to see another day.

Many regards,

Sheenz

P.S. I play for the plot I swear.


Edit:

I edit this review not to ask for help, nor to ask for forgiveness or empathy. This is merely an update, for those that care for me. I've been spiralling into the abyss of arduous lust for some time now. I have felt pain. I have felt love. But at what cost. The touch of a woman is unfamiliar to me. The breath of women pouncing on my skin while she talks to me no longer makes me erotic. Some might say I'm asexual. Some might say I'm demisexual. Maybe even sapiosexual. At the end of the day, I am no longer the same man that I was 20 years ago. My emotions have been played like the violin, and my sense of integrity has been destroyed like the battlefields of Berlin. My love for furries will grow exponentially, as my heart belongs to them. For those who feel sympathy, don't. I have chosen this path to fill the empty void I've been feeling all these many decades on this wretched planet that you call, home. Home, for me, is here, with what fills my heart with contentment, furries.

This may be the last time you hear from me, but I want you to know that I am not in pain. I am bliss. I feel fulfilled.

Much love,

Sir Sheenz the 3rd, Official Ambassador of Furries. PhD.
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21 Comments
Dih Hunter 69 9 Apr @ 8:45am 
this writing is fire :steamhappy:
Pixel Pirate 31 Jan @ 9:10am 
Trust me body no body besides brainless furries will ever feel sympathy for someone like you. Buddy you need to be reborn and you definitely need jesus
Getshrecked@aol.com 4 Nov, 2024 @ 9:01pm 
lowkey sounds like furries may be an issue #goonergen
sell 24 Jul, 2024 @ 10:52pm 
seek help
Kim Il Sung 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm 
i would love to have an interview with u for a local newspaper dm me if ur interested
yours sincerely kim il sung
caleb 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:16pm 
This is a wonderful tale, my life changed the moment i read this, my entire view on this planet and world changed the moment i read it, my cock grew 13 inches longer.
Probably Alpharius 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:04am 
good thing suicide rate among furries is much higher than average
LustyPuppy 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am 
were the same
0mega 16 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54am 
Get serious help :steamhappy:
Phosky 17 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm 
i hope you pull your cock out of your dog :steamhappy: