THE WORLDS FUNNIEST JOKE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED IN A SEALED CRATE MARKED "WORLDLY POSSESSIONS" WITH AN OWNER NAME OF "BUDDHA MURTI" IN A BERLIN WAREHOUSE. ALL ATTEMPTS AT READING THE WORLDS FUNNIEST JOKE HAS RESULTED IN THE READERS DEATH BY THEM LAUGHING SO HARD THEY ASPHYXIATE. SO FAR 46 PEOPLE HAVE DIED TO READING THE FUNNIEST JOKE, INCLUDING 3 DIFFERENT THIEVES WHO TRIED TO STEAL THE FUNNIEST JOKE, AND 15 CONSTRUCTION CREW WORKERS WHO WERE RENOVATING THE WAREHOUSE. ALL ATTEMPTS AT BURNING THE SHEET OF PAPER HAS FAILED AS THE FIRE LAUGHS SO HARD THAT IT BURNS OUT.