"I personally belive that in any situation that you expect a kick in the balls, and you get a slap in the face, thats a victory."

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Clanner: I fight with honor!
Kai: Yeah well I fight with mines.

"Experts are predictable, but the world is full of novices."

"Not everything is a dog whistle, and if all you hear are whistles - then maybe you're the bi‭t‭ch."

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"We're adventuring a bank Timothy, keep up!"

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"Give a man a bullet, and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun, and he'll be giving away the bullets."

"You're under arrest for terrorism, murder, arson, kidnapping, destruction of public property, obstruction of justice, fraud, extortion and impersonating a tosser!"

"It's called "edgy" because sometimes a mother fu‭cker falls off. Part and parcel."

"Surely to score highly on the Innuendo scale of 1-10 you'd give it one?"

"If you can't stand the HEAT, don't spam it in the first place."

"I don't need a life, I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives."

"So please, get your shotguns. Join me around this barrel. And let's take it out on some MOTHER FU‭CKING FISH."

"I think my higher brain gave up on giving me advice. It just calls me a knob every morning and leaves it at that."

"Realism = Snake. Hit a wall and it bloody hurts..."

"For an entirely new Assassin's Creed experi~~oh we're still doing that thing where he sits on the bench."

"We're 40 minutes into this clunker, and the most magical thing that's happened so far is that WE'VE GONE TO NEBRASKA!"

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."‏

"Kids today with your waypoints, GPS and map markers. Half Life didn't tell you where you were OR where you're going and we liked it that way."

On the internet men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents.

We've got a big hunk of junk, but if we weld it with plasma and sculpt it with a hammer, it'll either fly or shoot very well.

Imagine that, a corporation making money because it fostered consumers that were happy to give it money! WHAT A FU‭CKING WEIRD FORMULA!