there's dead ass nothing but disappointment behind me

look behind you :>

stfu pliz ._.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked very c-cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see someone with good taste in video games haha! i think we have a few things in common a-and ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gtfo sometime its a really cool game with a lot of *c r u n c h y* creatures, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i never see it comming tbh

Grabbed him by the ♥♥♥♥ and sucked him dry, consumed his entire load. Poor guy never saw it coming