Banana
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Have you ever had to poop and ♥♥♥♥ at the same time - WayWard 2016
I was beating my wife when I was 7 - Me 2017
Captin Autizmo - Myst 2017
I also like to run with a raging boner - flab 2017
Memes so sweet it makes my mouth water - EliteJekka 2017
Anythings a dildo if your brave enough - FistyFrank 2017
I hate it when my penis falls off - LikelyLosing 2017
He's not afraid to get his hands dirty or covered in man milk - Reid 2017
It's okay man I said no ♥♥♥♥! - Chaos 2017
So Kijiji's a porn site? - My Dad 2018
Mexicans are gay terrorists - EliteJekka 2018
I think I like the blood of christian babies - Nameless 2018
So basically Canada doesn't exist! - Peachy 2018
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I just pissed out of my ass - Nooblord01 2019
800 people died from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hammers - Teebles 2019
Birthday orgy - Nooblord01 2019
I will vore you - Lilo 2019
I don't have a vigina - EliteJekka 2019
I haven't masturbated in almost a month and a half - Nooblord01 2020
I'm having sex with Timmy Tuner! - ZackBrewer2001 2020
A cuck sounds like something I would want to be - ZackBrewer2001 2020
Let me ♥♥♥♥ the bread - Me 2021
I love gonorrhea - Cunk 2021
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Banana 13 Jun @ 2:40pm 
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FluffyFoxbat 19 Aug, 2021 @ 7:37pm 
There is a hill in Vietnam. A nameless, uninhabited hill known only by a number, 943. 943 Meters high. This is a story of the men in Alpha Company who tried to take that hill. In particular, it is a story of 3 men. Jim Buckner, 26 Private First Class, a draftee. In private life, he is a manager of his father's restaurant in Derby New York. Bruce Black, 21, a California collage drop-out. He threatened to go over the hill rather than go to Vietnam, In a year he is promoted to Sergeant. JC Perry Charles Joseph ♥♥♥♥♥, 29, from Georgia, married, two children, one third of his life in the Army, a Sergeant. A career soldier for 615$ a month. JC the professional, Bruce Black the collage kid, and Jim Buckner the draftee, have become friends in their four months in Vietnam. They share an equal dislike for their one year tour of duty. Black calls it a jail sentence.
Depression 11 Apr, 2021 @ 7:30pm 
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Puppy Girl Keelo 24 Feb, 2021 @ 12:41pm 
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AngryBird_Fan 22 Sep, 2020 @ 5:15pm 
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Eleanoire 6 Nov, 2019 @ 7:10pm 
For those unaware, George Washington collected as many as 2,000 spare foreskins in his lifetime, and may have had as many as 35 individual foreskins stapled to his own penis at the time of his death! This collection still resides in the White House to this day. Many believe that Donald Trump ran for president in the first place in order to get access to these foreskins, and if you look closely when he's in public, you can see that all of his pockets are in fact stuffed with very old antique foreskins!