GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐖💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

Domminate the room, do what i do, get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the ground in the aisle.

Everytime you feel a little thirsty stand up, lift the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spill plenty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out a deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction after every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying, "pfew, I needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can.

When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room.

peepee

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

🗣🤚 HEY ALL U DOWN⬇️TRODDEN👞 TWERKING👔🍑 CLASS‼️ MARX 🎅 YOUR CALENDARS ✔️📅 BC IT'S TIME 💁⏰ FOR THE HO-LETARIAN 🍆🕳 REVOLUTION ✊️ RISE UP ⬆️✊✊✊ AND SEIZE 🙌 THE MEANS 🛠 OF PRO♥♥♥♥TION 😩💦🍆 OVERTHROW THE PETTY 😒FAPITALIST 👊🍆🎩💰 SWINE 🐷🐽 AND ABOLISH 🙅 SOCIAL CL🍑ASS🍑 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 🔟 OF YOUR FELLOW 👯 LABORERS 🔨😞 IF U GET 1️⃣ BACK THEN UR 1️⃣ OF THE BOURGEOISE 😱🎩💰💵 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK THEN UR PART OF THE 👙👄 REV-HO-LUTION 👠😘 IF U GET 🔟 BACK U GET A SEXXY 💋💋💋 VISIT FROM DADDY 😩💦 STALIN 👨🏻‼️😍 HIMSELF

signed by me -smith