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smthsss 6 Feb, 2019 @ 2:24am 
GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐖💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
smthsss 13 Sep, 2018 @ 10:59pm 
Domminate the room, do what i do, get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the ground in the aisle.

Everytime you feel a little thirsty stand up, lift the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spill plenty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out a deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction after every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying, "pfew, I needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can.

When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room.
smthsss 14 Feb, 2018 @ 5:17am 
peepee
smthsss 2 Jan, 2018 @ 7:20pm 
o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....
smthsss 13 Oct, 2017 @ 8:30am 
🗣🤚 HEY ALL U DOWN⬇️TRODDEN👞 TWERKING👔🍑 CLASS‼️ MARX 🎅 YOUR CALENDARS ✔️📅 BC IT'S TIME 💁⏰ FOR THE HO-LETARIAN 🍆🕳 REVOLUTION ✊️ RISE UP ⬆️✊✊✊ AND SEIZE 🙌 THE MEANS 🛠 OF PRO♥♥♥♥TION 😩💦🍆 OVERTHROW THE PETTY 😒FAPITALIST 👊🍆🎩💰 SWINE 🐷🐽 AND ABOLISH 🙅 SOCIAL CL🍑ASS🍑 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 🔟 OF YOUR FELLOW 👯 LABORERS 🔨😞 IF U GET 1️⃣ BACK THEN UR 1️⃣ OF THE BOURGEOISE 😱🎩💰💵 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK THEN UR PART OF THE 👙👄 REV-HO-LUTION 👠😘 IF U GET 🔟 BACK U GET A SEXXY 💋💋💋 VISIT FROM DADDY 😩💦 STALIN 👨🏻‼️😍 HIMSELF
smthsss 17 Jul, 2017 @ 8:28pm 
signed by me -smith
smthsss 10 Jun, 2017 @ 10:35pm 
do u 👱 know why🤷‍♂️🤔 fidget spinners 🌀 are the best💯??? its because jesus💦💦🎅🏻 died☠️ for our spins 🙏. and jesus🎅🏻 was daddy 👨🏻. Fidget spinners🌀 should not 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ be banned ❌❌ at school🏫!!! spinners🌀 let homosensuals 🏄 be themselves and not kill themselves 🔫🔪💊💊💣. UNBAN fidget spinners🌀 or youll get it!!💣 allahu akbar 👳🏾will happen in memory of our 🅱️idget 🅱️inners!🌀🌀🌀 god🤰🏿help me if u dont unban them youll die!
smthsss 1 May, 2017 @ 5:51pm 
Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for PROFIT 💲💹💹🏧 but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU'RE MY COMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ Send 📨📧 to 5 comrades who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸❗️❗️
Stolen ;) 28 Jan, 2017 @ 5:38pm 
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Stolen ;) 26 Nov, 2016 @ 6:27pm 
+rep trade didnt go in a 1st but then traded me back again. very good man
Stolen ;) 26 Nov, 2016 @ 6:23pm 
+rep
Kaerlighed💜❤ 24 Oct, 2016 @ 12:23pm 
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geg 6 May, 2016 @ 1:29am 
added for yugioh battle :3
BaldimusIV 3 May, 2016 @ 11:50pm 
HI gius this is my new Rp yugioh blog pls post if you want to RP with me or send me a private message <3 :log_skull:
Selfishguy 18 Mar, 2016 @ 7:48am 
"Good evening lord awesome. I'll have to play alien swarm with you sometime. i have it but i've hardly ever played it."

~ Le Tip
smthsss 15 Feb, 2016 @ 7:03am 
What's my gender? 😆😆😆😆😆 Did you just ask me what my gender was? Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLITERATE ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen browsing before. 😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT to ask me what my gender is? Mmh? NOTHING, THATS WHAT 😔😔😔😔Since you're SOOOOOOO curious, I'll have you know I am a G E N D E R F L U I D!!!!!!!!!!🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 I'm not gonna sit here and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways. Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E(cis scum) and F E M A L E!!!! I can swap between these genders as a I please😁😁😊😊😊😁😊😊😁😁😁 You're ignorance is literally OOZING out💩💩💩😂😂😒😒😒😒😠😠💩💩😔
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smthsss 4 Nov, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING...
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🚫ERROR!🚫 It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend. im happy to se emore (girl) gamers because its nonsens that there would be any diffrents between a girl gamer or a boy gamer grin emoticon we are just gamers:D ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
smthsss 12 Sep, 2015 @ 6:54am 
<(°) Le budget Toucan has arrived
Grant 27 Feb, 2015 @ 1:32pm 
dude why are you telling people your phone nuber on your profile info?
BaldimusIV 18 May, 2013 @ 11:19pm 
1:40 PM - Felicia Sexopants: were u being racist
1:40 PM - Felicia Sexopants: robby is crying
1:40 PM - Felicia Sexopants: just cause hes black
1:40 PM - Felicia Sexopants: no reason to belittle him
Selfishguy 13 Apr, 2013 @ 5:26am 
Hehe penis :3
Selfishguy 16 Sep, 2012 @ 6:19am 
NO WOZZAS #420SWAG
box206 2 Feb, 2012 @ 10:03pm 
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