Sigma: WHO DID IT KITTEN.
Kitten: One of the bad boys in school...
Sigma: He's gonna regret this...
Sigma: Come on kitten, let's go.
Sigma: DID YOU HURT HER.
Beta: Haha.. noooo!! I don't know what you mean.
Sigma: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
Sigma: *howls and fights the beta*
Sigma: RAAAAHH!!
Beta: I'M SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN STOP IT HURTS
Beta: *as he lets out a sob* I...I w-wont...
Beta: G-goodbye... *dies*
Sigma: Never touch her again.
Kitten: MASTER!! *runs crying to the sigma*
Sigma: I'm sorry kitten I had too.. Please don't cry.. I had to protect you...
Kitten: It's okay master.. I still love you..
Sigma: I love you too, kitten.

hello sir... please add me so i can discuss detains pertaining to your steam account.. i accidently reported you..

咪宝的奇怪知识小课堂


问一个高级碧池这个季节怎么撩男生

她说很简单，就拿出护手霜，故意多挤很多，
然后娇嗔


再把多出来的护手霜涂到男生手上

注意双手紧紧包住他的手，反复涂匀，十有八九他就是你的了...这招数简直是恶魔啊..

鸣潮：我们的文案节奏太大了，怎么解决啊😭
原神：没事，接下来登场的是龙蜥夫人！🤓
鸣潮：🥰

(几天后)

原神：完了，怎么感觉节奏有点大😱
鸣潮：没事，我也有妙招，兄弟，你瞧好吧👌

库洛和米哈游我真的磕了，以后你们的cp名就叫 miku 吧， miku 是真的！

Steam有些是假的，甚至有些停止运营了
比如商店都打不开的那种
要下载就去下载steam游戏管家，这个是国区的实名认证一下就能用哦。

♥♥♥♥ UP....