Pro tip: I used to have a shy bladder until I had to work in an office with a 2 urinal bathroom. Remembering that somebody once said urinating is dominant Behavior, I started to say in my head "I pee bigger than you" and stare directly at the wall in front of me. Worked like a charm. Now when using the stall I pee dirrcyly into the water making as much noise as possible instead of hitting the side too quiet my stream. I'm the f****** Alpha pisser.

-rep. 2fast2friendly, smells like cardboard

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- rep. too fast, too friendly.

+rep, friendly trader !

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