I regret to tell you if you don't start playing more Fortress Forever, I'm going to start bad-mouthing you on Facebook.....so the ball in your court.

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I would totally touch your sequined banana hammock inappropriately! With Korn's toungue...

The POPE?...lmfao!...come get a crowbar from the POPE!

why thank you kind sir