So here's the deal: I'm an exotic animal dealer on the side. Here's my current stock and prices:

Harry the cat: I found him at a mates house and decided to borrow him. I think he's pretty fucking cute, and you should too. $350 for him, and I will even chuck in a bag of cat treats that I also borrowed.

Slippy Slap the Fish: This was going to be my dinner, but I can't be bothered cooking. $50 for it. Cover the cost to buy him my fuel plus some extra so I can go get some KFC.

???????? - I won't lie to you. I have no fucking clue what animal this was. But since it's all creepy, dead, and shit, surely someone will pay a high price. Not for sale anymore. Sorry.

"Blazing Hooty": This poor fellow was stuck living in the car with a stoner and constantly was hotboxing with them. As long as you aren't a smoker, then they are yours for free.

Shark: It's a fucking shark. I don't know what to do with it! What even kind of shark is this!? Where is Mira when you need her? Give me a price suggestion, and I may consider it.

Eggli: This is the chick that mother chickens warn their pre-hatched chicks of. Don't shake your shell and pre-hatch, or you will end up like Eggli.. Chuck me a $5 and get her out of my sight, please.