Recent reviews by Askime

V is the most boring mf to play as bruh

nice anti anti cheat :D

when you have nothing to play, coloring game 2 is there to save you!

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

--- Gameplay ---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

--- Audio ---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

--- Audience ---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

--- PC Requirements ---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

--- Game Size ---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

--- Difficulty ---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

--- Grind ---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

--- Story ---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

--- Game Time ---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

--- Price ---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

--- Bugs ---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
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☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

Probably one of the best indie games I've played in a while.




Difficulty
🔲 My grandma could play it
☑️ Easy
☑️ Normal (The bass can be a lil bad at first)
🔲 Hard
🔲 A challenge to be reckoned
🔲 In the heat of confrontation, (Only PVP games)


Graphics
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Normal
🔲 Very Good
🔲 An original artistic direction
☑️ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece


Story
🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Basic element of the contractual requirements
🔲 It's there for people who want it
🔲 Well written
☑️ Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts
🔲 A model to get inspired by


Length
🔲 0 (No story)
🔲 Short
☑️ Average
🔲 Long
🔲 To infinity and beyond


Music
🔲 Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Trivial and uneventful
🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
☑️ Memorable
🔲 Transcending whispers of a forgotten world


Interest
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired
🔲 A good moment
🔲 Sticking out of the pack
☑️ You will remember it long after (Atleast i did)


Replayability
🔲 A one-time experience
🔲 For achievements
☑️ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable (or almost)


Bugs
☑️ Never seen any
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


Requirements
☑️ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Low
🔲 Average
🔲 High


Price
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
☑️ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


Worth Buying
🔲 No
🔲 If you have nothing else to play
🔲 Wait for sale
☑️ Yes


Expectations
🔲 It's a completely different game
🔲 This game is a scam
🔲 It's missing many features they announced
☑️ Better than expected and/or announced
🔲 Masterpiece, no patch or feature has to be added.


Final Rating
🔲 1
🔲 2
🔲 3
🔲 4
🔲 5
🔲 6
🔲 7
🔲 8
☑️ 9
🔲 10

--- Graphics ---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

--- Gameplay ---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

--- Audio ---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

--- Audience ---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

--- PC Requirements ---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ OK PC since it's a VR game
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

--- Game Size ---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

--- Difficulty ---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn, You just need to use your brain a bit.
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

--- Grind ---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

--- Story ---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good, Makes you start theorising
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

--- Game Time ---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

--- Price ---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

--- Bugs ---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

goated game best enjoyed with controller

Had to buy a new SSD just for this game 10/10

Summary:

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).

Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

daniel gave me this game, i played it for 0.4 hours and half of that was me afk in the lobby or whatever, 10/10