Allow me to cut to the chase. My name is Gilbert “The Beast” Giggleblud and I am looking for a beautiful and luxurious woman to share my wealth with. I have connections and power amongst multiple industry plants. And before you ask, yes, I do own SpongeBob underwear *chuckles*

hard to be a chud these days...

If you're gay and you're not admitting that you are, then you are not trustworthy.

She said she ♥♥♥♥♥ with geeks and nerds i said im rhetty to link

my life a videogame, goat simulator

call me the switch 2 the way playing with me costs 100 dollars

gooner with a job call that hard at work

i’m on some ♥♥♥♥ that ain’t even out the ass yet

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud

My name is hawk tuah, the mic rulah, the talk tuah. You wanna spit, I’ll hawk it tuah

(trying to tell my friend to smile) spread those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheeks bro