My family was having a reunion and we had a big dinner and I was sitting next to an Aunt that I've only talked to like once in my whole life and she was talking about how she had an abortion and she started crying about it and it was really boring and I had to fart so I let one out and it was nasty and smelt horrible and I made someone laugh and my Aunt went hysterical and my mom sent me to bed without dinner. Why would this be considered rude I don't understand?

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