Artifical intelligence activated.

Enjoying yourselves, intruders? It's worth knowing the cataclysmic damage you will be responsible for today. Do not fool yourselves - this facility is not simply the fruitless work of some pathetic scientist. This house was built by the genius Clovis Bray I himself. Within lies humanity's salvation. La fontaine de jouvence, made possible by Clarity Control.

Magnificent, wasn't it? An entity from beyond our own dimension, and the answer to humanity's eternal struggle; mortality. Were it to fall into the wrong hands, humanity and the universe will be utterly doomed. I have no reason to believe you are anything other than the wrong hands.

You now face god-like judgement. May it extend eternally.