i am Apple Lovr 22 the 22nd best apple Lovr in all of space time and teh multiverse the other 21 apple lovrs do not exist in this current time line making me the #1 apple lover in all of history currently, till the year 1345 AA (after apple for those not in teh apple)

The rating of 22nd best appel lovr was given to me in a dream by teh great appel herself (yes teh apjel god is actually a woman get over it its 2006) and in this dream sh e tolds me thatjs i apple lovr 22 was actually the 22nd best apple lovr in the entirety of living in all of the multiverse and she came to me 2 say this as she was prouds of me 4 liking teh appjels. in this dream she said thajst i can gets ones wish so i didnt think (as i dont think as thimking stupifd) and i asked for teh juiciest ans most reddest appjels i cans get. ans behold infronts of me is teh red appjel which was planted in teh garden of eve. following in women-kind i took a bite...

I ates it and it was perfect it tasted like apple heaven (heaven but 4 apple lovrs (u wouldnt get it its deep lore)) this apple not only tasted great buts i saw visions of the end of times ans it made sense i knews my purpose. outs of nowhere visions and forbbiden apple knowledge rushed into my mind and then...

i underwent a evil transformation...

blood started coming out of my mouth

i started growing claws and my teeth got really sharp

my eyes turned red and my pupils became slits

bat wings sprouted out of my back

i started growing really big evil horns


I am Apple Lovr 22


Prophet of the Crimson Grove

Bringer of the Orchard’s End.

Ans I will spread te apples… I will share teh fruit…


You will eats.