I literally typed in the message after the game was over...

Go into a bot game and use a crit-a-cola boosted weapon against a bot. It will make the sound of a critical hit when you hit or get hit.
Also this game happened days ago, I’m confident all of your kills weren’t whenever you weren’t picking up your buildings, unless you have super memory. I can’t even remember what I had for lunch some days.

Dude, all of your kills are from when I wasn't picking up my buildings bruh. I know the rescue rangers downs and ups thats why I am careful with it. Also why would the soda popper have these apparent "fake crits" since when was that a thing?

You were using the rescue ranger, which minicrits while you have your buildings picked up. They weren't random crits, but they make the crit sound effect and appear in the killfeed.
No i'm not going to delete the comment because I made the same mistake a while ago.

Nice "random" crits boy. Are you gonna put me in a YouTube video? No shame on those 7 crits in a row on my level 3 sentry I tell ya. Most likely ur gonna delete this comment to protect your very pathetic self ego.

niko!!