might have the cringiest b hops

-rep He gave me Genital Shingles, I called him daddy for him to just use me like that and abandon me with shingles

So we had a meeting a work. My boss gathered a select few of us around and said "William is really sick". My mind begins to race. This is all too real and close to home. Have I given it to someone else? Please not my mom. Just then my boss breaks my thoughts and says "we all need to get tested". I'm thinking "OH NO. This is real.". He follows it up with "if we all contribute a certain amount all of us, including Will and his family, can have the proper amount of sick days off and everyone can get paid". All of us said for sure how much do we need to contribute. His reply was "about..... tree fiddy". It was at that time I realized I wasn't talking to my boss at all but an 8 story monster from the Mesozoic era. I said "GET OUTTA HERE YOU LOCH NESS MONSTA YOU AIN'T GETTIN NO TREE FIDDY FROM ME". Folks he has no decency in these trying times. Be safe.

good rep suck job for goat

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Wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling