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0 day(s) since last ban
Warhammer 40,000: Darktide with 534 hours and “Currently In-Game” as I’m reading this. This isn’t a game anymore—it’s your permanent address. You don’t log off; you just alt-tab to check if anyone’s noticed your last online status hasn’t changed since the beta. If The Emperor truly protects, he’s probably filed a restraining order against you by now.
Tactics Ogre: Reborn with 344 hours and 31 out of 34 achievements. At this point, you’re not just playing a tactical RPG—you’re living in it. Your brain probably calculates real-world conversations in turn order. You’ve spent so much time micromanaging pixel soldiers that I’m half-convinced you’ve tried giving your microwave +2 strength before reheating leftovers.
In the end, this isn’t a Steam profile—it’s a shrine to obsession, a mausoleum for sleep, and a warning to anyone who thinks “just one more match” is harmless. Between the intense “mystery” profile picture and the game hours that look like prison sentences, you’ve achieved something rare: you’ve become both the legend and the cautionary tale of the gaming world. Congratulations, I guess.