AmbosCZ's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 3:41am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 6:37am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 6:15am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 6:53am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 11:36am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 6:38am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 8:04am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 8:55am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 9:14am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:09am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:31pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:02pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 6:42am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 6:11am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 6:27am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 6:21am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:25am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:01am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 6:59am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2015 @ 11:27pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:25pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:07pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 7:13am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 7:29am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:03am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 7:54am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:52am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:45pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 10:59am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 7:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 9:11am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 7:37am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 9:16am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 3:45am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 6:46am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 6:32am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 7:36am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 11:26am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:44pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 8:36am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:18pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:57pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:39pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 3:48am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:52pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:20am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:36pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:12pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:28pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:46am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:39pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 7:50am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

2,330 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30