Achievementy uživatele AmbosCZ ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 3.41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 6.37

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 6.15

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 6.53

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 13. dub. 2015 v 11.36

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 6.38

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 8.04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 8.55

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 15. dub. 2015 v 9.14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 7.09

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 23. pro. v 14.31

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 28. bře. v 19.02

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 6.42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 6.11

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 6.27

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 6.21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odemčeno 28. bře. v 9.25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 28. bře. v 11.01

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 6.59

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 14. zář. 2015 v 23.27

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 23. pro. v 13.25

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 27. bře. v 19.07

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 7.13

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 7.29

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 7.03

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 18. dub. 2015 v 7.54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 15. dub. 2015 v 8.52

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odemčeno 27. bře. v 18.45

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 15. dub. 2015 v 10.59

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 7.57

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 15. dub. 2015 v 9.11

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 7.37

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 15. dub. 2015 v 9.16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 3.45

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 6.46

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 6.32

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 7.36

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 13. dub. 2015 v 11.26

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 19. pro. v 14.44

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 8.36

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odemčeno 19. pro. v 14.18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 23. pro. v 12.57

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 23. pro. v 14.39

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 14. dub. 2015 v 3.48

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 19. lis. 2021 v 16.21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odemčeno 27. bře. v 18.52

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odemčeno 28. bře. v 9.20

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odemčeno 28. bře. v 14.36

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odemčeno 28. bře. v 19.12

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odemčeno 19. lis. 2021 v 16.16

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odemčeno 27. bře. v 19.28

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Odemčeno 28. bře. v 9.46

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 27. bře. v 19.39

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 19. říj. 2019 v 7.50

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

2,330 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30