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Amy 2019年10月13日 7時54分 
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the
computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department
that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached
just saying: "Learn, guys."
-- Crowley is a demon, in case you don't know
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Wash: "Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?"
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Neckties strangle clear thinking.
-- Lin Yutang
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Wedding, n:
A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes
to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.
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Whoaaaaaa 2018年7月16日 20時15分 
alturbo you never told me what you were spoolin
Whoaaaaaa 2018年7月4日 22時45分 
claims to have turbo but all i see is a blown head gasket
jungle MONKEY 2018年2月15日 19時34分 
plz add me I am nice guy i swera :(((
Zoro ⇄ Buying|Selling|CSGOITEM 2017年4月3日 18時45分 
nice

:steamhappy:
TyFie 2016年12月28日 23時22分 
SILVER ♥♥♥
Squbbs 2016年8月6日 8時18分 
Stahp chaynjing ur naym berhdoeh
Squbbs 2016年4月8日 12時51分 
Eyyyy ets teh Berhdoeh

Oi'nke'Auh Allœ
Squbbs 2016年4月8日 6時43分 
🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 Oi'nke'Auh Allœ
Squbbs 2016年4月8日 6時43分 
Oi'nke'Auh Allœ
Squbbs 2016年4月7日 19時21分 
Oi'nke'Auh Allœ
Squbbs 2016年3月22日 18時16分 
Why the croip do you keep changing your names…lets bang ok 🎅🏿
Agent shitass 2015年12月2日 1時16分 
here in the bath room holding my wenie