Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the
computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department
that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached
just saying: "Learn, guys."
-- Crowley is a demon, in case you don't know
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Wash: "Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?"
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Neckties strangle clear thinking.
-- Lin Yutang
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Wedding, n:
A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes
to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.
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alturbo you never told me what you were spoolin

claims to have turbo but all i see is a blown head gasket

plz add me I am nice guy i swera :(((

nice

SILVER ♥♥♥

Stahp chaynjing ur naym berhdoeh

Eyyyy ets teh Berhdoeh

Oi'nke'Auh Allœ

🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 Oi'nke'Auh Allœ

Oi'nke'Auh Allœ

Oi'nke'Auh Allœ

Why the croip do you keep changing your names…lets bang ok 🎅🏿

here in the bath room holding my wenie