Join the KFC Piss Birds!
Are you an Avali? —half chicken, half rabbit, with four ears, walking on two legs, and powered by ammonia instead of blood? Known as "Piss Birds" for your distinctive scent, we want YOU!

Position: Avalis Piss Bird Ambassador
Location: Behind your local KFC
Type: Full-time, legendary role

Show off your unique traits: four ears, ammonia scent, and hybrid flair. Be bold, hop and cluck with style, and embrace your hybrid identity!

Perks include a custom costume and the chance to be the face of a new exotic lineup. Ready to leave your fragrant mark? Apply now and become the legendary Piss Bird of KFC!

Note: This is a humorous, fictional listing

                    
                   ☼☼
                 *•○♥○•* 
               *♥♫♀♂♫♥*’ 
             *♥•♦►♫◄••♥*
           *♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺*
         *♥•♥▬#♠ ♥#▬♥•*♥*
        *♥♫♥♥▬♫♥ ♥♫▬♥*♫*
      *♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫.☺♥☺♥*
    *♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♣♥*
    *♥♥☺♣♥♫♥♥♫♥☺♥♫♥♣☺♥♥*
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Happy holydays! I really hope 2025 to be a more pawsitive year ! Less negativity and more fun!!!

Enjoy with family, or with friends!♫ - Sjru

I can confirm that someone is impersonating you lol. i had them added not anymore lol

Be advised... This is my ONLY account. There is a child posing as me. Do not interact with them!

NOU Hussy! :3 hope things have been going good

                    
                   ☼☼
                 *•○♥○•* 
               *♥♫♀♂♫♥*’ 
             *♥•♦►♫◄••♥*
           *♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺*
         *♥•♥▬#♠ ♥#▬♥•*♥*
        *♥♫♥♥▬♫♥ ♥♫▬♥*♫*
      *♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫.☺♥☺♥*
    *♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♣♥*
    *♥♥☺♣♥♫♥♥♫♥☺♥♫♥♣☺♥♥*
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Happy holydays! While there were many woes, trials and tribulations on this year, hopefully on this 2024 we're all able to move on and share new emotions!

Enjoy with family, or with friends!♫