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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:45am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:49am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:44am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:54am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:29pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:34am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:15am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:15am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:47am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:48am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:47am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:57am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:15am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 7:20am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 6:16pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:57am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 2:13pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 2:12pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:47am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:52am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:45pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:27am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:50am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:57am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:46am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:48am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:53am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:46am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:57am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 11:12am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:38pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:12am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:54am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:46am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:53am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:30am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:53am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:53am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:46am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:12am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:19am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:38am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:32pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:52am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:53am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:52am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:54am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:38am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:52am