I'm just some bloke on the internet who likes playing video games. What more do ya want?

Oh uh, I guess I can say a few other things.


Now for something completely different, quotes from my favorite comedian, George Carlin:

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “♥♥♥♥ waffles."

I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.

I believe you can joke about anything.
It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is.
Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY?!? What the ♥♥♥♥ kind of a social life does this guy have?!"

Based Takaki, our lord, thy god, thou shalt not take his name in vein.

Moral of the story: I guess don't be a ♥♥♥♥ to me and we'll get along just fine.

For now, have some funny quotes from my pals:

ΩNaoto Shirogane: Anyway, I should ship off for the night.
Akira: Roger Dodger.
Akira: back to torturing tracy for me then
Tracy: Nighty night.
ΩNaoto Shirogane: G'night guys. I'll see ya tommrow.
Tracy: HELPME
ΩNaoto Shirogane: Aim for the tits.
Akira: I ALWAYS DO
Tracy: DON'TENCOURAGEHIM
ΩNaoto Shirogane: GOOD
ΩNaoto Shirogane left chat.
Tracy: AAAAAAAA
Akira: heheheheheh

Need more. Be funny, guys.