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"Say, Malloy, do you partake in the eating of burgers?"

"Every now and then, Garbo, why do you ask?"

"Well, Malloy, a new burger joint called Burger King is making a wave through the country, and one is coming to Possum Springs!"

"What fantastic news, Garbo!"

"Here is a delightful picture of one of their signature burgers. Feast your eyes, audience!"

"Why Garbo, what a magnificent burger this is! It really does look like the king of burgers! The meat to bun ratio is quite... whopping, if I do say so myself."

"You know what they say about this burger, Malloy?"

"..."

"That's a Whoppah!"