What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty -blam!-? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, -blam!-er. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of spies across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa doo-doo dead, kiddo.


PSN: DJHarris27
Origin: DJHarris27
RIOT: djharris#4527

PC Specs:

AMD Ryzen 5 2600X
MSI Nvidia GeForce RTX 2060
Corsair Vengence 16GB DDR4 3000mhz
MSI Tomahawk B450 Motherboard
Crucial 1tb Nvme SSD
Samsung 970 QVO 2tb SATA SSD
Cooler Master Hyper 212 Evo RGB Cooler
Corsair 550w Power Supply 80+ Gold
NZXT H510 Black Case

PC Peripherals:

Logitech G502 Mouse @ 800 DPI
Roccat Vulkan 120 Aimo Brown Switch Keyboard
Audio Technica MTX-H50x Headphones
Audio Technica AT-2020 Microphone
Focusrite Scarlett 2i2 Solo Audio Interface
M-Audio BX5 5" Studio Monitors
Behringer 802 8 Input Audio Mixer
Acer KG251QFbmidpx 144hz 1080p Freesync Monitor
2x Acer GN24HL 1080p Monitor

CS:GO Settings:

Sens: 1.1
DPI: 800
eDPI: do the math you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot
Graphics Low- except Textures, Models and 2x MSAA
1920x1080 Fullscreen 16:9
♥♥♥♥ 4:3, all my homies hate 4:3

Graphics Card History:

[2015-2017] Saphire AMD R9 280
[2017-2020] Zotac GTX 970
[2020-2021] MSI RTX 2060
[2021-] Aorus RTX 3070

Top 10 Games:

* Minecraft
* CS:GO
* Battlefield 4
* Rocket League
* GTA:V
* Half-Life 2
* Portal 2
* The Witcher 3
* DOOM 2016
* RollerCoaster Tycoon

Top 10 Movies:

Name | Year | Director

* Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) - George Miller
* The Dark Knight (2008) - Christopher Nolan
* The Social Network (2010) - David Fincher
* Fantastic Mr.Fox (2009) - Wes Anderson
* Inception (2010) - Christopher Nolan
* Fight Club (1999) - David Fincher
* Trainspotting (1996) - Danny Boyle
* Interstellar (2014) - Christopher Nolan
* 22 Jump Street (2014) - Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
* The Avengers (2012) - Joss Whedon

Top 10 Albums:

* Gorillaz - Demon Days (2005)
* Daft Punk - Discovery (2001)
* deadmau5 - 4x4=12 (2010)
* George FitzGerald - All That Must Be (2018)
* Ross From Friends - Family Portrait (2018)
* Radiohead - OK Computer (1997)
* Evil Nine - You Can Be Special Too (2004)
* Portishead - Dummy (1994)
* VA - UKF Dubstep 2012 (2012)
* Jon Hopkins - Singularity (2018)

Top 25 Songs:

* deadmau5 - Strobe (2009)
* Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc (2005)
* Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (1998)
* Jon Hopkins - Open Eye Signal (2013)
* Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (2001)
* Juventa, Erica Curran - Move Into The Light (Koven Remix)
* Radiohead - The National Anthem (2000)
* Tritonal feat. Cristina Soto - Still With Me - Seven Lions Remix (2012)
* Three Drives On A Vinyl - Greece 2000 - Original Mix (1997)
* Gorillaz - Kids With Guns (2005)
* George FitzGerald - The Echo Forgets (2018)
* Portishead - Strangers (1994)
* Underworld - Dark And Long (Dark train) (1994)
* Orbital - Halcyon and On and On (1993)
* Evil Nine - Hired Goons (2004)
* Daft Punk, Stardust, Together - Human After All / Together / One More Time / Music Sounds Better With You (Alive 2007 Reprise) (2007)
* AlunaGeorge - Best Be Believing - Shadow Child Remix (2014)
* The Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme (2004)
* Klasmos - Blurred (Bonobo Remix) (2017)
* Radiohead - Electioneering (1997)
* Constantjn Lange - Aerolite (2019)
* Karma Fields - Sweat (Bixel Boys Remix) (2016)
* Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) (2001)
* Haywyre - Do You Don't You (2016)
* deadmau5 - Right This Second (2010)
* Karma Fields - For Me (2016)
* Four Tet - Lush (2017)

Top 10 TV Shows:

* Friends (1994-2004)
* Black Mirror (2011-)
* BoJack Horseman (2014-2020)
* Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013-)
* Rick and Morty (2013-)
* Chernobyl (2019)
* South Park (1997-)
* The Office US (2005-2013)
* Regular Show (2009-2017)
* The Amazing World of Gumball (2011-2019)

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a fggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cnt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves, flying through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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A human told your's truly that I would soon physically contact our world in a rolling motion,In an analogy comparing Humans to Tools, I would not hold a sharp boundary in comparison to most tools,This young woman was kinda dumb, as said young woman's digit and thumb laid in front of said young woman's cranium, looking similar to glyph "L",Alas, spans of 365 days start coming and do not stop coming,Back to commonly found laws and I hit our ground running,Didn't fathom not to subsist for fun,Your brain obtains thoughts but your mind obtains no thoughts,So much to do, so much to catch sight of, so what's wrong with taking a back road?You won't know if you don't go, you won't flash if you don't glow,Alas, Now! You show standards similar to that of an All Star! Boost your physical ability! Go play!Alas, Now! You show standards similar to that of an All Star! Start your show! Obtain pay!All that glints is gold, only shooting stars crack a mold!