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Dear Bliss Rubbing,

I am writing to extend my heartfelt congratulations on your remarkable and unique achievement of successfully avoiding any physical contact with grass.

In a world where daily life often brings inevitable encounters with nature, your ability to meticulously navigate your surroundings and maintain a grass-free existence is truly awe-inspiring. The discipline and focus required to consistently avoid touching grass are qualities that are both rare and admirable.

Your steadfast resolve in ensuring that no blade of grass has ever been touched by you is a testament to your unparalleled perseverance. This singular achievement highlights your determination to adhere to a path that few would even consider, let alone accomplish.

Once again, congratulations on your extraordinary success in never touching grass. I wish you continued triumphs in all your future endeavors, whatever they may be.

♥♥♥♥ my balls

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