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Entry#62
Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.
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✔️⠀First Rule: You do not talk about Penis Club.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•⠀Age: 72
✔️⠀Second Rule: You do not talk about Penis Club.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ •⠀Gender: ♀
✔️⠀Third rule: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ •⠀Birthday: July 17
⠀ ⠀⠀the Penis is over.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
✔️⠀Fourth rule: Only two guys to a Penis.⠀⠀⠀   
✔️⠀Fifth rule: One Penis at a time⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 
✔️⠀Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes.
✔️⠀Seventh rule: Penis's will go on as long as they have to.
✔️⠀Eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Penis Club, you have to Penis.
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Vanilla 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:21pm 
choke me <3
Typhus 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58pm 
Don't trust this person he lies to you about his love then breaks your heart oh also he plays League of Legends.
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AShortBaker 5 Jul, 2021 @ 11:18am 
Put your huge knot in me daddy :steambored:
jeremy freak 3 May, 2021 @ 3:49am 
"1 game ban on record" no surprise
Kindred Lamar 8 Feb, 2021 @ 12:50am 
-rep, made sus comments about Huntress