Recent reviews by Crawdad Man

Slave capture, use, and selling, human and non-human, is very profitable!

I was going to post a do not recommend as a joke, but I like BG3 so much that I decided not to, it's too good of a game.

-Played on an official server
-It autodownloaded mods
-I got a virus
-Had to reformat my drive

I would have recommended it but they apparently decided to change their pay to play game with a previously pretty good play to earn micro transaction currency, now to taking 16 weeks to unlock a skin, and that’s if you both play and win a match ever day. Ridiculous cash grab change

Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nuts are gonna start quakin' buddy. Your little nuts are gonna be quakin'. yeEEAAH YEEEAAAAAAH. YEAAAAHH! You're gonna shoot ♥♥♥! YOu'Re g0NNa sH0oT CÜM! You're gonna shoot HOT ♥♥♥! EVERYWHERE! And that's a promise. That's a promise, folks. That's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ promise right there. You're gonna shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse. I swear to God. That you will bust a nut the first time you play clap that's my money back guarantee. If you don't bust a nut the first time you play, message me.

Great for summer sale point, also good game

good

Playing this game is like living my dreams of being a Trump border patrol agent.

Probably my favorite game series ever. 100/5 need bannermen to come out now.