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A-a-ron 16 Aug, 2017 @ 2:03am 
Ahegao is not gay
Funky Kong 21 Jun, 2017 @ 11:09am 
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Funky Kong 21 Jun, 2017 @ 11:05am 
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Funky Kong 21 Jun, 2017 @ 10:04am 
The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane! And I'm tricking her out all over this town.
Funky Kong 4 Feb, 2017 @ 10:14am 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
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Funky Kong 3 Feb, 2017 @ 1:54pm 
you ordered a
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Funky Kong 28 Jan, 2017 @ 10:07am 
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Funky Kong 29 Dec, 2016 @ 9:17am 
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Funky Kong 26 Dec, 2016 @ 1:29pm 
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Aragallows 24 Dec, 2016 @ 8:16pm 
what the ♥♥♥♥ codey
Funky Kong 11 Nov, 2016 @ 2:27pm 
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Aqualung 27 Aug, 2016 @ 11:47am 
meme lord
Funky Kong 23 Jul, 2016 @ 10:32am 
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Funky Kong 23 Jul, 2016 @ 10:27am 
i almst forgot tht my ancent ninja katana can turn into a supr grate sord and also has a sick beard
Thug.Shaker Magnum 23 Jul, 2016 @ 10:00am 
this is the reason i dont want to wake up.
Funky Kong 22 Jul, 2016 @ 10:15pm 
*stands in the distance, fedora covering face* mlady *grins and turns around and looks at u in the eys wit shiny vampir glowin cute eyes.* didnt see u ther. *flexes, showing my super buff pecs* i was jus practicng my kungfu ;))) *winks at u, holding my ancent ninja katana* im rly cool if ur into that i do kungfu and stuf *tail pops out of my back* oh sory i forgot to say that im a antrophoprmorphic but im supr kawaii *flips fedora* i think ur really hot and we would make a awesome couple would you marry me *head back laughing* jk im joking (jk means just kidding lol xD i know a lot of internet meemees too) i can show u more if u take my hand *holds out hand, hair flowing in wind* (if u take my hand msg me and we continue this fantasy together ;)))
ps i have a sick beard
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Funky Kong 24 Jun, 2016 @ 6:56pm 
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Kalex 13 Jan, 2016 @ 7:54pm 
stroke
NormalPerson 30 Sep, 2015 @ 7:22pm 
I love you
kill em 24 Sep, 2015 @ 5:33pm 
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Aragallows 20 Sep, 2015 @ 8:27pm 
+ rep smells like a bad hot pocket
leoz #merere 14 Sep, 2015 @ 2:37pm 
+Rep
K 25 Aug, 2015 @ 5:49pm 
+Rep Nice person, very good with trading
........ 24 Aug, 2015 @ 12:51pm 
+rep good and fast trader
bruh 13 Aug, 2015 @ 11:27am 
Is very Sex
Mr. Joseph 1 Aug, 2015 @ 3:27pm 
That's nice of you to say. Nice to meet you. :summersun:
CherryAhntawp 15 Jan, 2015 @ 5:26pm 
i have gotten like ten of those