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A-a-ron 16. Aug. 2017 um 2:03 
Ahegao is not gay
Funky Kong 21. Juni 2017 um 11:09 
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Funky Kong 21. Juni 2017 um 11:05 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call a crow, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Corvidae Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous research trips on crows, and I have counted over 300 birds on them. I am trained in avian warfare and I’m the top biologist in all of reddit. You are nothing to me but just another redditor. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with calling a jackdaw a crow on the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of crows across the USA and your profile is being traced right now so you better prepare for the downvotes, maggot. The brigade that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with
Funky Kong 21. Juni 2017 um 10:04 
The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane! And I'm tricking her out all over this town.
Funky Kong 4. Feb. 2017 um 10:14 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Funky Kong 3. Feb. 2017 um 17:04 
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Funky Kong 3. Feb. 2017 um 13:54 
you ordered a
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Funky Kong 28. Jan. 2017 um 10:07 
You've just been TOTALLY GULAG'D!
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Tag 12 of your Filthy Fascist Friends to totally GULAG them as well!
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Funky Kong 29. Dez. 2016 um 9:17 
IM DELETING YOU, MEIN FURHER!
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Furhers are irreplaceable I could never delete you Furher!
Send this to ten other 👪CHANCELLORS OF GERMANY👪 who give you stale bread Or never get called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ again😬😬 If you get 0 Back: no bread for you 🚫🚫 3 back: you're Judenscheisse 5 back: you're Furher's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Funky Kong 26. Dez. 2016 um 13:29 
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Aragallows 24. Dez. 2016 um 20:16 
what the ♥♥♥♥ codey
Funky Kong 11. Nov. 2016 um 14:27 
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Aqualung 27. Aug. 2016 um 11:47 
meme lord
Funky Kong 23. Juli 2016 um 10:32 
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Funky Kong 23. Juli 2016 um 10:27 
i almst forgot tht my ancent ninja katana can turn into a supr grate sord and also has a sick beard
Thug.Shaker Magnum 23. Juli 2016 um 10:00 
this is the reason i dont want to wake up.
Funky Kong 22. Juli 2016 um 22:15 
*stands in the distance, fedora covering face* mlady *grins and turns around and looks at u in the eys wit shiny vampir glowin cute eyes.* didnt see u ther. *flexes, showing my super buff pecs* i was jus practicng my kungfu ;))) *winks at u, holding my ancent ninja katana* im rly cool if ur into that i do kungfu and stuf *tail pops out of my back* oh sory i forgot to say that im a antrophoprmorphic but im supr kawaii *flips fedora* i think ur really hot and we would make a awesome couple would you marry me *head back laughing* jk im joking (jk means just kidding lol xD i know a lot of internet meemees too) i can show u more if u take my hand *holds out hand, hair flowing in wind* (if u take my hand msg me and we continue this fantasy together ;)))
ps i have a sick beard
Funky Kong 10. Juli 2016 um 14:55 
Hello, I am the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks. I'm just checking to see if everything is okay. We've prepared a list of all your favorite videos from your favorite category (Super Hardcore Meathook Anal Grippage) the next time you log into our website. See you soon, ihate♥♥♥♥♥♥s22!
Funky Kong 24. Juni 2016 um 18:56 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again😬😬 If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy😛😛
Kalex 13. Jan. 2016 um 19:54 
stroke
NormalPerson 30. Sep. 2015 um 19:22 
I love you
kill em 24. Sep. 2015 um 17:33 
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Aragallows 24. Sep. 2015 um 14:07 
You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.able.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. me forever. Send this to 5 people, and see who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.’s you back.
Aragallows 20. Sep. 2015 um 20:27 
+ rep smells like a bad hot pocket
leoz #merere 14. Sep. 2015 um 14:37 
+Rep
K 25. Aug. 2015 um 17:49 
+Rep Nice person, very good with trading
........ 24. Aug. 2015 um 12:51 
+rep good and fast trader
bruh 13. Aug. 2015 um 11:27 
Is very Sex
Mr. Joseph 1. Aug. 2015 um 15:27 
That's nice of you to say. Nice to meet you. :summersun:
CherryAhntawp 15. Jan. 2015 um 17:26 
i have gotten like ten of those