I am the one who knocks

+rep cause tis ien mand lol

You know the worms that appear when you rub your eyes? so anyways i was walking in the pantry the other day and realized i didn't have any milk. So, like any other upstanding citizen i went to the store to buy some. Turns out, all they had is fat milk. Now i don't know about you but fat milk kinda makes you gain some weight, so i figured why not go to the other store in town. Wouldn't you know it, only fat milk. So now im left kinda confused on why there's only fat milk in town. So instead of doing something about. I do like any other upstanding citizen and just drink water for the rest of the week. But that's when i realize...whirmherg

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