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Chandannagar, West Bengal, India 
🥒 * 📀 * 👾 * 🚗 * 🎽 * 💃 * 👃 * 🐊 * 🐟 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 🏀 * 🌳 * 🍆 * 🎁 * 🚗
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car.
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says.
"Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
ㅤ* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
ㅤ* A man walks into a surgery. "Doctor!" he cries. "I think I'm shrinking!"
"I'm sorry sir, there are no appointments at the moment", says the physician. "You'll just have to be a little patient."
👳 * ⛳ * 💗 * 🌏 * 📕 * 🎍 * 🐳 * 📒 * 📗 * 🌸 * 👑 * 🕺 * 👾 * 🌋 * 😺 * 🚙
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!