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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
i wish i didnt buy this since crytek refuses to fix bugs and constantly add more paid dlcs.
Posted 26 April, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
627.7 hrs on record (323.2 hrs at review time)
they keep releasing new skins and other ♥♥♥♥ but refuse to fix known bugs. For example Chinese ping abuser on eu-server, sound bugs, graphic glitches etc.
I highly advise against buying this game or pumping any money into Crytek GmbH.
I would rather see this game dead than rot alive.

edit:
lol the new ui sucks ass. Who ever did this, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up hard.
Posted 26 April, 2024. Last edited 23 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.7 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
if you like games you should try this one
Posted 29 December, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
80.1 hrs on record (26.6 hrs at review time)
worst 60€ ive spent this year.
Think of the worst spacefights you could imagine, now double it. Thats Starfield.
Terrible spacefights and spaceflights.
The most boring exploration of planets and aliens. Aliens dont have nests or breed or live in caves. (afaik)
Inventory and menus are confusing and unintuitive.
Posted 14 October, 2023. Last edited 27 October, 2023.
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89 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
522.1 hrs on record
full of cheaters
Posted 25 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.0 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
I was extremely excited about this game and wasnt disappointed. Have been playing with my best buddies for about 3 hours and we're having a blast.
We don't care whether you could play your char with other Players or in single player mode since we've been planning to play it together.
Game offers a huge open world with many npcs and bustling towns/villages,
, day and night circle and minigames.
Also the pixel art is amazing.
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Posted 17 August, 2023. Last edited 25 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
67.9 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
In ea since 2013 and there are still game breaking crashes.
Just got my buddys char reseted after a crash.
Game has very bad perfomance, alot of bugs and looks like sh!t.
Posted 10 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
great humour, fun gameplay and lovely pixelart.
Posted 25 October, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.9 hrs on record
bugged, boring and overrated.
You're swimming in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ large alien aquarium. You're slow as ♥♥♥♥ until you can craft a submarine.
Fish swim on land, fall through roof, draw distance is like 5 meters.
Didnt quicksave for 15 minutes and it crashed. I probably wont continue.
Posted 4 February, 2022.
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61.6 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
I loved almost every single game from 10tons and this is going to be my favorite.
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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