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Masterpiece

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Juegazo

Loved it.

Garten of BanBan is an attempt to create a popular game by copying elements from Poppy Playtime and poorly implementing them on their mediocre game, without a doubt one of the worst games I've ever played.

The optimization is horribly done and is the complete opposite of what the developers mentioned in the requirements section.

The character designs are hilariously poor.

The puzzles are not creative and are reminiscent of the puzzles in several previous soft horror indie games.

The setting would work if it weren't for the lousy implementation of the assets on the map, the supposed "garten", doesn't feel like what it's supposed to be, it looks more like a portal 2 test chamber, only mediocre.

The chase sequence is poorly done, so much so that it's laughable.

The merchandise makes the intentions of the developers clear, that a mediocre indie game trying to steal the popularity of another game seems despicable to me.

As for bugs I can't say much since I don't have much time in the game and I don't plan to continue wasting my time in it.

I hope the developers don't continue with this game, they don't deserve what they are going to achieve, even if it's something new for them.

0/10

Juegazo 👍

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