"I'LL CRUSH YOUR BONES, BOY!"
- 6 ft. tall black kid in 5th grade special ed bear-hugging me while I was 5-6 years old at recess.

"BLLRRPHHHRRRPPPUHPPPGG!"
- Kipper getting bear-hugged around his stomach while being rotated left and right by his older brother until he vomits up apple juice in his grandmother's living room. lol