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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2,509.0 hrs on record (2,075.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:03pm
Updated: 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:06pm

I had this animalistic urge to unload myself but knowing if I go AFK I would be behind on everyone else. So I taped my ass cheeks together and played for 1 more hour in sweat But I couldn't hold it in anymore I broke down and sprinted to the toilet leaving the base unattended.

After leaving a massive load in my toilet confused and in disbelief from the sheer size of my doings. I came back to a raided base.

It is still unclear, even to me, even to God perhaps, why I didn't ♥♥♥♥ my pants and kept playing. Maybe I had a chance defending against the 12+ young respectful highly educated Chinese gentlemen raiding my base at 6 AM.

This is a lesson every rust played goes through and it teaches us to never do anything IRL ever again.

“ Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn.” – Drake.
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Banana (Solo Munib) 24 Jan @ 11:17am 
Rasplakao si me kako si dirljiv