Sharknado 2
Sir, here's your beverage.
Ok.
We're almost home.
Yeah.
I am so sorry to bother you Mr. Shepard.
But we're so excited to have you on board.
Would you mind signing your book for me?
Um, I didn't write that, April here did.
Um, would you mind?
The read is truly riveting.
I mean, what you did is just
incredible. You're a hero.
Thank you.
Really.
We're actually having a signing in New
York on Saturday if you'd like to come.
Really? You're inviting me?
Thank you so much! And again, we're
so honored to have you both on board.
Have a nice flight.
Fin, why aren't you
having more fun with this?
Come on, April.
Two of my friends were killed.
I almost destroyed Los Angeles.
And oh yeah...
I got eaten by a shark.
How much fun do you think that was?
I'm sorry, I...
No. I'm sorry.
It's just...
All this attention is crazy.
That never used to bother you before.
Yeah but this is...
It's different.
Well think of it like a vacation.
You're gonna go home and
you're gonna see your sister...
and your brother in law.
Why don't you two just work it out?
You know what? Right
now, I think I'd rather
just focus on the hot
slice of New York pizza.
I'm gonna wash my face.
- Are you ok? You sure?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
Yeah.
Are you sure you're ok?
I'll be alright.
This is Captain Bob Wilson,
we will be starting our decent into
New York shortly. I just want to say
thank you for flying Santa Mira Airlines.
It's a perfect way to fly.
What did you have?
The chicken.
Chicken? I was going to try the
fish but the chicken looked good.
Always Chicken on a plane.
Ladies and Gentlemen, as we
begin our final decent we expect
to hit a bit of turbulence so
please fasten your seat belts.
I like how you say a little bit.
This is a lot of bit.
- Oh this is not that much.
- Yeah?
We just want to make sure
everybody is going to stay in their seats
and not bounce around. No
lawsuits on my flights.
No sir.
Don't worry. This is
nothing. Oh I've flown worse.
Flight attendant! Flight attendant!
There's something on the wing.
There's something on the wing!
Did you see that?
What do you see?
I-I...
Mr. Shepard, you need to relax. Really.
You guys are just experiencing normal
turbulence. There's nothing to worry about.
Are you ok, Mr. Shepard?
You need to calm down.
I can't have you disturbing
the rest of the passengers.
You got it?
Ok.
Ok, I get it.
I'm good.
I'm alright.
Fin, what do you see?
It's happening again.
Whoa! Did you see that?
- It looks like a bird. No it's a bird.
- No it's a bat.
Guys. Guys. Sshh!
Flame on number 2 Captain.
I think we've been hit!
Mayday Mayday Mayday. It's flight
2-0-9. We've lost engine number 2.
Request emergency clearance into JFK.
We're descending rapidly to 20,000 feet.
Jonni check number 3.
It's running a little hot.
Yes.
What the?
I've never seen anything like this.
Flight 209. Please report
what is causing the disturbance.
Repeat, what is causing the disturbance.
Captain, we've gotta tell them something.
Tell'em what?
We're going to be okay.
We're going to be okay.
Check those galley panels.
Ok.
Fin!
Just hold on everybody! Hold on!
Just hold on!
Fin!
Just hold on!
Just hold on! I'm almost there!
This is flight 2-0-9! The pilots are dead!
I see the runway!
I'm putting down the landing
gear and heading for it!
Clear out the runway!
I'm coming in hot!
Shark! Shark!
Grab my gun!
Behind you!
My hand! My hand!
Oh, my God.
Oh man.
Welcome to New York.
This weather is driving me crazy!
One minute it's hot, the
next minute it's cold...
Hot, cold, hot, cold, make up your mind!
- Maybe you should pull your skirt down.
- Ok you use to wear short
skirts before you got old.
You know, the weather is crazy
though. I hope it doesn't rain today.
Alright the ferry to
Liberty Island is on time,
the game hasn't been canceled,
there's nothing to worry about.
- Perfect. Alright, great so you guys have
- Yep.
a good time. Don't forget to meet us
at April and Fin's hotel for dinner, ok?
Please don't lose the address.
It's right here,
What if something happens to your phone?
That's what I got my boy for. Photographic
memory, keen sense of direction,
part blood hound from
your side of the family.
Alright. Yeah...
Oh and hey, Please don't hide
from my bother tonight, ok?
I don't hide from him, I just
don't think he's ever uh...
forgiving me for hooking up with...
Ok, gross! You cannot say that!
I think I recall me hooking up with you...
Nope!
Either way, it was the
end of the dynamic duo.
And which one of you was the Boy Wonder?
I thought I was Batman.
Yeah, I love you. Bye.
Have fun you guys, Ok?
- See you guys later, be safe!
- Be good.
Come on, let's get there early, maybe
we can catch a little batting practice?
You think David Wright is
gonna hit a homer today?
Maybe, he's been roping them lately.
Do you remember what
you promised this time?
Alright alright, I'm turning
it off. No more work, alright?
All play all day. Me and
you. Let's go. Come on.
We have some new developments
right now on a 747 that made an
emergency landing at
JFK airport this morning.
It happened at 7:33.
We're told it was a Santa
Mira Airlines flight 209.
Reports that we're getting
say it hit turbulence
on it's decent, and that
a passenger actually aided
in the safe landing of that plane.
The plane flew into some
kind of crazy weather pattern.
And a shark got sucked up into the engine.
That's hard to believe.
Hard to believe that a storm
bigger than anything you've ever
seen before is about to hit
Manhattan? Well guess what?
It's about to happen, so here's the deal...
You need to lock down the city.
You need to call the Mayor and have
him put the National Guard on alert.
Get helicopters in the air with firebombs
so they can throw them into the tornado.
Ok, I can see you're upset...
I'm not crazy.
You gotta alert the city.
The people have to know the
truth before it happens again.
Mr. Shepard, we're ready to go.
Mr. Shepard, do you have a comment?
No I don't have a comment!
Get that camera outta my face!
Move out of the way!
Security can you grab these.
It's gonna be ok.
Stay with me.
There you go.
Oh, no, no, sweetie, you can't in there.
She's lost a lot of blood.
But, she's gonna be ok.
She's in good hands.
I'll let you know as
soon as there's any news.
Can you just wait over here?
I'll be back, I promise.
Dr. Hardman please report to Trauma C.
Dr. Hardman please report to Trauma C.
Yes, Well did you notice
how tall I was today?
But-but they look good.
I like the hot red.
Yes. Thank you very much. Just for
you. I actually wore them today for
who was suppose to be our first
guest, you know April Wexler
was suppose to be here. She
wrote this incredible book:
How to survive a Sharknado.
- You know what but her plane...
- Very scary.
Her plane had an
emergency landing at JFK.
I know. It's a scary thing, so...
And we don't know the
status of the plane, so
we're-our prayers are
with her, her family, and
- all the other passengers.
- Of course Fin, her husband.
Fin, her husband and all the
other passengers on Flight 209.
Notice for Dr. Courtice.
Please report to trauma.
Notice for Dr. Courtice.
Please report to trauma.
Mr. Wexler?
Shepard.
Mr. Shepard.
We're divorced.
Is... April ok?
She's going to survive.
We were able to salvage some of the limb.
In time, she should be able
to make a full recovery.
Is she a fighter?
Yeah, yeah she's a fighter.
How much recovery time
are we talking about?
Varies with different patients.
Prosthetics have come
a long way these days...
I mean, with a little time,
rehabilitation she'll be able to
do a lot more then she thinks she can.
She's going to be waking up soon.
Let's get you to her room.
It's pretty cool, huh?
I first visite