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1 person found this review helpful
378.9 hrs on record (104.7 hrs at review time)
too many bugs
Posted 22 September, 2020. Last edited 30 May, 2021.
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203.1 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
gut
Posted 21 April, 2020.
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78.8 hrs on record (69.7 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 13 March, 2020.
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50.5 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
[] Masterpiece
[x] Beautiful
[] Good
[] Decent
[] Will do
[] Bad
[] Awful
[] Paint.exe

---{Game play}---
[x] Try not to get addicted
[] Very good
[] Good
[] Nothing special
[] Ehh
[] Bad
[] Just don't

---{Audio}---
[] Eargasm
[x] Very good
[] Good
[] Decent
[] Not too bad
[] Bad
[] Ear ♥♥♥♥

---{Ideal Consumer}---
[] Kids
[] Teens
[] Adults
[] Everyone
[x] Casual Players
[] Pro Players

---{PC Requirements}---
[] Check if you can run paint
[] Potato
[] Minimum
[] Decent
[x] Fast
[] Rich boi
[] Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
[] Just press a bunch of buttons
[x] Easy
[] Significant brain usage
[] Easy to learn / Hard to master
[] Not so easy
[] Difficult
[] Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[] Nothing
[] Only if u care about leader-boards/ranks
[] Isn't necessary to progress
[] A bit grindy sometimes
[x] Average grind level
[] Too much grind
[] Insanity

---{Story}---
[] Doesn't have
[] Something isn't nothing I guess
[x] Not great
[] Average
[] Good
[] Lovely
[] Will make u cry or smile a lot

---{Game Time/Length}---
[] Long enough for a cup of tea
[] Short (2-6 hours)
[] Average (6-12 hours)
[] Long (12+ hours)
[x] Depends on u []
[] Endless

---{Price}---
[] Just buy it
[] Worth the price
[] Wait for sale (Worth about $10)
[] Maybe if u have some spare money left
[] Not recommended
[] Dont throw money into a trash can
[x] Free but there are DLCs
[] Free as the US of A

---{Bugs}---
[] Never had any
[] Minor bugs
[x] Few bugs
[] Can get annoying
[] Ruining the game
[] The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~~~~Multiplayer~~~~

---{Salt Level}---
[] Replaced with sugar
[] Barely anything
[x] Balanced
[] A bit of salt
[] Salty
[] Salt overload

---{Servers}---
[x] No issues
[] Minor lags every few hours
[] Can get laggy sometimes
[] Oh the ping..
[] Unplayable

---{Status}---
[x] Top
[] Always some people around
[] Not so easy to find people for the party
[] You ll have to wait for anyone to join
[] Barely any soul alive
[] Dead like my insides

---{Matchmaking}---
[] Depends on the host
[] Brilliant
[x] Fair
[] You might see much more experienced/stronger players
[] Unbalanced
[]Completely unfair
[] Non-existing
Posted 3 October, 2019.
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26 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
118.9 hrs on record (114.9 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
[] Masterpiece
[] Beautiful
[x] Good
[] Decent
[] Will do
[] Bad
[] Awful
[] Paint.exe

---{Game play}---
[] Try not to get addicted
[x] Very good
[] Good
[] Nothing special
[] Ehh
[] Bad
[] Just don't

---{Audio}---
[x] Eargasm
[] Very good
[] Good
[] Decent
[] Not too bad
[] Bad
[] Ear ♥♥♥♥

---{Ideal Consumer}---
[] Kids
[] Teens
[] Adults
[] Everyone
[] Casual Players
[x] Pro Players

---{PC Requirements}---
[] Check if you can run paint
[] Potato
[] Minimum
[x] Decent
[] Fast
[] Rich boi
[] Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
[] Just press a bunch of buttons
[] Easy
[] Significant brain usage
[] Easy to learn / Hard to master
[x] Not so easy
[] Difficult
[] Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[] Nothing
[x] Only if u care about leader-boards/ranks
[] Isn't necessary to progress
[] A bit grindy sometimes
[] Average grind level
[] Too much grind
[] Insanity

---{Story}---
[x] Doesn't have
[] Something isn't nothing I guess
[] Not great
[] Average
[] Good
[] Lovely
[] Will make u cry or smile a lot

---{Game Time/Length}---
[] Long enough for a cup of tea
[] Short (2-6 hours)
[] Average (6-12 hours)
[] Long (12+ hours)
[] Depends on u
[x] Endless

---{Price}---
[] Just buy it
[x] Worth the price
[] Wait for sale (Worth about $10)
[] Maybe if u have some spare money left
[] Not recommended
[] Dont throw money into a trash can

---{Bugs}---
[] Never had any
[] Minor bugs
[x] Few bugs
[] Can get annoying
[] Ruining the game
[] The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~~~Multiplayer~~~

---{Salt Level}---
[] Replaced with sugar
[x] Barely anything
[] Balanced
[] A bit of salt
[] Salty
[] Salt overload

---{Servers}---
[] No issues
[x] Minor lags every few hours
[] Can get laggy sometimes
[] Oh the ping..
[] Unplayable

---{Status}---
[] Top
[] Always some people around
[x] Not so easy to find people for the party
[] You ll have to wait for anyone to join
[] Barely any soul alive
[] Dead like my insides

---{Matchmaking}---
[] Depends on the host
[] Brilliant
[] Fair
[x] You might see much more experienced/stronger players
[] Unbalanced
[]Completely unfair
[] Non-existing
Posted 3 October, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
20.3 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Played the Beta for a bit, so i guess I am an expert now. If you are looking for the old cube world, it sure as hell aint the same, but its fun anyways! I dont know why, but its refreshing to play this game and overall its just great fun with friends - so by all means go an buy it if you are in for all of this :)
Posted 30 September, 2019.
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0.3 hrs on record
it actually good lel
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
113.8 hrs on record (86.3 hrs at review time)
1. Get a buddy to play with

2. Buy game

3. Many fun
much loot

It pretty good
Posted 6 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
792.8 hrs on record (375.3 hrs at review time)
THE BEST GAME EVER , But there is loading times

Thats all you need to know
Posted 6 September, 2018.
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9.6 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Its pretty bad, the story is boring and the multiplayer DLC altough free isnt great
If its 5$ get it otherwise I really dont think its worth it ~10 hours of fun
Posted 6 September, 2018. Last edited 3 October, 2019.
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