A few bounces on it never hurt a friendship.

im squeezing my ♥♥♥♥ hella hard rn thinking about you bouncing on my nuts like a frog or perhaps a toad

I'm Killing You for that Comment

Anyways, $4 a pound.

It was the night before Christmas and as your eyes can see, that mean old Grinch was extremely horny. And on his quest to busting some ass, he even took the last can of Who Hash. But little did he know as he searched with glee, that little Cedrick Lou Who had woken up to pee. The Grinch heard a noise! Oh no! Who's that? There stood Cedrick and his ass was too fat. "Santa is that you? I've been good all year!" says Cedrick. "Why yes my dear, why do you think I'm here?" said the Grinch. He gave him 3 dollars and a pat on his head, Then shooed him away and sent him to bed. But that clever Cedrick Lou Who said "Hey mister Grinch I know it's you, but I ain't gonna lie." I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me too.

i thought he was canadian