Mr smartone
DILdo faze (Habib mahmoud)   Australia
 
 
Fecies are the meal of the day so yummy :csgob::csgocross::csgogun::csgox::steamsalty:
Currently Offline
Memes ♥♥♥♥ meh
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my pc specs:
Processor: Core iPotato 2 0.5 Cores
Ram: 2 Potatoes of ddr69 23ghz
GPU: 3 Carrots (Runs Minesweeper at 2.3 FPS)
PSU: 1 Huge Pumpkin (2 WATZ)
Fatherboard: 5 huge Cume coleevters
Case: DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CASE! OH REKT

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ·︻̷┻̿═━一I’VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS

Status: ☐ not rekt ☐ rekt☑
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̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿[} ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿^ Stop right there criminal scum! no one RIOTs on my watch. I’m confiscating your goods. now pay your fine, or it’s off to jail. UPLOADING VIRUS.EXE ████████████████] 99%.☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT ☑ REKT-it Ralph ☑ Total REKTall ☑ The Lord of the REKT ☑ The Usual SusREKTs ☑ North by NorthREKT ☑ REKT to the Future ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT ☑ LawREKT of Arabia ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT ☑ eREKTile dysfunction Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That’s why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It’s like the master chef Betty Crocker said, “the more you eat, the more you pasta.” Now maybe you’ve seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it’s about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn’t to show off. It’s a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn’t a “get pasta quick scheme”. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it’s on my iphone, but it’s real. So, I’m gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don’t be a crooked noodle.(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG, JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when Kripparian orders a 240v ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...he's called a pervert! ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽







My name is billy i ike billys billys are bongs, bong's have 5 letters joint is related to MLG,MLG has three letters and a triangle has three sides iluminati confirmed.:csgob:



Mr smart One: ur mum sucked me off to hard
THATGUY: ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷┻̿═━一 *pew* (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ “♥♥♥♥, we were almost hit by that sniper” said corporal lenny as he peeked next to the wal
┬┴┬┴┤ ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ “What?” said private lenny as he peeked too
༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷┻̿═━一 *pew*
╰༼◉Д◕༽〜 private lenny was hit
╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯”The pain” he cried
╰༼xДx༽╯ RIP in piece private lenny
(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀) corporal lenny showed no emotion,
-(ಠ﹏ಥ) but deep inside he cried
lik if u cri evritim
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THATGUY: FastyGrass.exe has successfully downloaded! Would you like to run program now? No:☐ Yes: ☑
Mr smart One: ill run ur mum's ♥♥♥♥♥
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(҂`_´) -No son! They steal accounts!
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navz 24 Feb, 2017 @ 12:47am 
thomas the fat ♥♥♥♥ lol
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Lion Man 25 Apr, 2016 @ 8:58pm 
+rep
Lion Man 16 Mar, 2016 @ 3:57pm 
+rep Holden
Mr smartone 16 Mar, 2016 @ 2:42am 
+rep
Lion Man 15 Mar, 2016 @ 5:57pm 
DILdo's r nice