Oregano, n.:
The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
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Politician: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of
organized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes the agitation of
his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman,
he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
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[after having sex]
Social Worker: Glen, honey. Can I ask you a question? What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Heh! I got a question for you too. Why are you still here?
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A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows.
-- Chamfort
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First Law of Bicycling:
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- David Gerrold
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