People ask me: why do they call you The Drink? Well, here's what happened. Basically, I came back from the future and The Parfait was waiting for me. You see, when consuming a liquid inside of a container, it's best not to laugh or else you might choke on it! And let's just say... The Parfait couldn't handle all of this ice.


I will not accept friend requests from strangers. Period. If I added you and I have no idea who you are, I did it to waste your time. If you were somehow unaware of this and I had to bring you back to my profile to make you read this, then my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.










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