"Most people cannot determine the exact amount of money they are worth. But, I know exactly how much I am worth.
One ten-pound sack of rice."
-Col. Jefferson DeBlanc, USMC

Don't be this guy http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561198026509644/ :
Monday, February 16, 2015
8:59 PM - Jane Doe: Hi there. I am extremely sorry for the wait. Can I help you?
9:00 PM - Freddy fazbear: one sec
9:00 PM - Jane Doe: Take your time
9:00 PM - Freddy fazbear: need to look at list what i added for
9:01 PM - Freddy fazbear: so if i could have all your tradable stuff in a trade and if you know how you buy something and its untradable so you give me all your stuff in a trade then i buy 10 budsin market and gift ! :)
9:02 PM - Jane Doe: Aww, aren't you cute thinking you can scam me.
9:02 PM - Freddy fazbear: well bye and ♥♥♥♥ you
9:02 PM - Freddy fazbear is now Offline.
Logic defying two-worded phrases:
"Same difference"
"Tranquil insanity"
"Calm chaos"
"Unusually normal"
"Scientific superstition"
"Truthful lie"
"Bitter sweet"
"Individual team"
"Knowledgeable ignorant"
"Stationary portable"
"Colorful dullness"
"Empty filler"
"Blurred focus"
"Blended highlight"
"Loud silencer"
"Deafening serenity"
"Crowded solitude"
"Lonesome group"
"Modified Original"
"Calm Cacaphony"
"Merged Separatists"
"Casual Professional"
"Burglary Return"
"Successful Failure"
"Perfectly Flawed"
"Predictably random"