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41.7 hrs last two weeks / 636.7 hrs on record (61.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Dec, 2018 @ 8:49pm

Player Bases.
☐ Kids.
☐ Everyone.
☐ Mature.
☐ Casual Players.
☑ Pro players.

Graphics.
☑ Potato.
☐ Really Bad.
☐ Bad.
☐ OK.
☐ Good.
☐ Beautiful.
☐ Masterpiece.

Price.
☑ Full Price.
☐ Wait For Sale.
☐ Refund It If You Can.
☐ Don't Buy It.
☐ Free.

Requirements.
☐ Minimum.
☐ Medium.
☐ Fast.
☐ High End.
☑ Super Computer.

Difficulty.
☐ Easy.
☐ Medium.
☐ Hard.
☐ Very Hard.
☐ Death March.
☑ Dark Souls.

Game length.
☐ Really Short. ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short. ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Medium. ( 8 - 16 hours)
☑ Long. ( 16+ hours)
☐ Endless.

Story.
☑ It Doesn't Have One.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Fantastic.

Cinematic/Art.
☐ It Doesn't Have.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Like Watching A Movie.

Music/Sound.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Decent.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Amazing.

Gameplay.
☐ Terrible.
☐ Ok.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Fantastic.

Bugs.
☑ Game Itself Is One Big BUG.
☐ Game Breaking Bugs.
☐ Lots of bugs.
☐ Few Bugs.
☐ Nothing.

Others.
Multiplayer: ☑
Singleplayer: ☑

Final Score:
100/10

Highly Recommended!

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