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Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
-- Isaac Asimov
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Pilfering Treasury property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are
ruthless in punishing little thieves.
-- Diogenes
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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"I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century. Caffeinated bacon?
Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?" -Fry
"Well if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula." -Leela
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She'd even given herself a middle initial - X - which stood for "someone
who has a cool and exciting middle name".
(Maskerade)
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War over! Balls thoroughly licked.
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"It's not just a computer --
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