6 years later... the veteran garbage man is here. He has set up a perimeter around the area. It's lit fam. The boss fog wall has appeared. Enter it and you will be greeted by final boss JPAN - the y33t master. Oh my god, this is going to be the battle of the ages. Trashbag vs JPAN. Tune in next year who emerges victorious!

5 years later and the garbage truck that stalled has been replaced. It was confirmed that the driver died from seeing an unnatural sight. That sight was you. The biggest trashbag to have ever entered existence. The new garbage truck will be here soon with the new driver and I am told he is a veteran. Will he be able to do the job and remove you (the biggest trashbag)? Who knows. I guess time will tell.

4 and a half years later. Wow, that is one slow garbage truck. I think it has stalled at the other end of the street or maybe the driver died from seeing you. The biggest trashbag he has ever seen literally killed him. Congrats, your level of trashiness is killing humans. Pls stop.

I found one Clyde!

"it just because more trashy"- Kumquat

4 years later and there you are, on the side of the road, still waiting to be picked up by the garbage truck. It's a good thing trash can't go bad. It just because more trashy