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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙
⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⢯⢳⢕⢗⣝⢞⢮⡺⣕⢟⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡱⢝⢜⢎⢗⣝⢮⡫⡳⣝⢮⢳⡹⣕⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡸⢨⢊⠊⠈⡳⡹⣪⢮⡫⣎⢇⠡⢑⢵⠱⡱⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢪⡪⡪⡳⡍⢮⢺⢸⢜⣜⢜⢵⢵⢝⢮⢪⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢪⢪⢪⡪⡳⠑⠑⠜⢝⢮⡪⡫⡎⣷⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣣⢣⡫⡢⢈⠈⢄⢪⢳⢝⢵⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢼⡲⡹⡸⡰⢬⢰⢱⢹⡌⡛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠿⠟⢋⠉⠠⠈⢸⣿⣜⣝⢮⡫⡮⣳⣽⡇⠄⠄⢈⠩⠛⠿⢿⣿
⠄⠌⠐⠄⠂⠁⡀⠂⣿⣿⣾⣪⣫⣾⢿⣻⠄⠂⠐⢀⠐⠈⠄⠡⠄
⠄⠌⡀⠡⠈⢀⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⠫⢌⢻⣿⡏⡀⠈⡀⠂⠠⠁⠌⠠⠁
⠄⠂⡀⠂⡈⢀⠄⢂⠨⣿⣗⡧⠢⣮⣻⠁⠄⠠⠐⠈⡀⠡⠄⠅⡈
⢸⠀⠀⡗⠐⠉⠁⠀⠀⣇⡤⠽⡆
⠀⢉⡟⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⣀⡴⠃
⠀⡏⠀⠀⡸⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠙⠒⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
The test results came back from the lab. You're a grade A chump. The prescription is for somebody to punch you in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face until your jaw falls off. Choke on eight flying reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥ and Santa's dangling, bearded ballsack. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.